I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Pee in the shower.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Fart at home

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sit in the shower

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.