When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.