I laugh easier when im with someone

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Fart at home

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.