I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.