When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I always think I have special powers

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.