Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.