Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Pee in the shower.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.