Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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being super bored at school

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.