outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.