I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.