I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.