Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.