Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Sitting next to a banana called James

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

being super bored at school

I laugh easier when im with someone

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.