Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.