that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Pee in the shower.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Fart at home

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.