- Things You Think Only You Do

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

Sitting next to a banana called James

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.