sit in the shower

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

I always cry when I pray.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

KICK THE CAN

Fart at home

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.