When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I always think I have special powers

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.