i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

sit in the shower

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.