When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

KICK THE CAN

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.