get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I always think I have special powers

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.