Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.