outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.