Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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sit in the shower

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Pee in the shower.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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KICK THE CAN

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.