Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.