I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I always think I have special powers

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.