when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

I always cry when I pray.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Fart at home

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

sit in the shower

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.