I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I always think I have special powers

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.