Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Think of numbers as male or female.

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

I laugh easier when im with someone

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

I talk to myself when I'm alone

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.