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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!
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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.
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Go on this site to feel normal.
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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.
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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.
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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D
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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.
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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)
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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge
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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.