I always cry when I pray.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I always think I have special powers

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.