Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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sit in the shower

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Pee in the shower.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.