While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.