Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.