I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.