Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.