Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.