wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.