When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

When out I like to "people watch."

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Fart at home

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.