Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Pee in the shower.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.