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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story
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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.
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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.
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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.
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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep
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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.
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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.
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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought
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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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When out I like to "people watch."
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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.
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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump
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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger
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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.
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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.