I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.