i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I always think I have special powers

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.