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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"
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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.
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log off the internet then think of something and go back on
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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.
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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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KICK THE CAN
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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy
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being super bored at school
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped
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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)
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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service
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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote
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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has
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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat
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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay
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Pee in the shower.
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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.