Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

I laugh easier when im with someone

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Think of numbers as male or female.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

When out I like to "people watch."

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.