I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.