- Things You Think Only You Do

KICK THE CAN

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.