I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.