when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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I always cry when I pray.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Fart at home

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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sit in the shower

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.