I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.