When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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sit in the shower

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.