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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee
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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.
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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.
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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.
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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up
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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.
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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge
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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!
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KICK THE CAN
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.
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Pee in the shower.
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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half
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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.