Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.