watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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sit in the shower

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.