say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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sit in the shower

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.