Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I always cry when I pray.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.