I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Say what even when u heard someone

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

Sitting next to a banana called James

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.