Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.