Sitting next to a banana called James

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.