i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.