Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.