sit in the shower

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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KICK THE CAN

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Fart at home

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.