When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.