- Things You Think Only You Do

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.