Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.