Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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sit in the shower

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.