never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Think of numbers as male or female.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.