I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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KICK THE CAN

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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being super bored at school

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.