Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.