Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.