when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

sit in the shower

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Say what even when u heard someone

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.