When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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sit in the shower

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.