When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I always think I have special powers

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.