When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.