Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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sit in the shower

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I always cry when I pray.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.