I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I always think I have special powers

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.