Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.