Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Pee in the shower.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Say what even when u heard someone

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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KICK THE CAN

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.