Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Pee in the shower.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.