Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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sit in the shower

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.