Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.