If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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jack off

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.