When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.