Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Fart at home

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.