Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Pee in the shower.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.