Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.