Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I always think I have special powers

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.