being super bored at school

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

I laugh easier when im with someone

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Pee in the shower.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.