never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.