When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I always think I have special powers

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.