I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Think of numbers as male or female.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

When out I like to "people watch."

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

I laugh easier when im with someone

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.