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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.
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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.
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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.
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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush
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Fart at home
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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.
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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought
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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.
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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat
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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump
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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid
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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.
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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes
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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.
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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.