Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.