never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

I always think I have special powers

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Sitting next to a banana called James

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.