Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Pee in the shower.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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being super bored at school

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I always think I have special powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.