I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.