Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.