Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.