I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

Fart at home

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.