Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.