Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.