I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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KICK THE CAN

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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sit in the shower

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.