Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Pee in the shower.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.