When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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sit in the shower

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.