never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

I laugh easier when im with someone

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.