- Things You Think Only You Do

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

Pee in the shower.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

KICK THE CAN

sit in the shower

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.