get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.