Say what even when u heard someone

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.