I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.