Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Fart at home

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.