Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

I always cry when I pray.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

bounce when your tip toeing.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

KICK THE CAN

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Pee in the shower.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

I laugh easier when im with someone

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.