Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

thumb_up thumb_down -9

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

thumb_up thumb_down

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I laugh easier when im with someone

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

thumb_up thumb_down -54

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I put big spaces in between comments

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

thumb_up thumb_down -91

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

thumb_up thumb_down -97

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

thumb_up thumb_down +48

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

thumb_up thumb_down -8

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.