I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Fart at home

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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sit in the shower

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.