My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

being super bored at school

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.