Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

being super bored at school

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.