Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

I laugh easier when im with someone

Fart at home

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

sit in the shower

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.