Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.