i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Fart at home

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sit in the shower

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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KICK THE CAN

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.