jack off

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Fart at home

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.