Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.