Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Fart at home

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Like a toy until it breaks.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

thumb_up thumb_down -152

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

thumb_up thumb_down +11

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

thumb_up thumb_down -77

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

thumb_up thumb_down -89

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

thumb_up thumb_down -109

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

thumb_up thumb_down -34

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down -42

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

thumb_up thumb_down -50

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.