When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.