watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Pee in the shower.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.