Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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jack off

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being super bored at school

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Fart at home

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.