if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.