Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Fart at home

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.