I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.