Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Like a toy until it breaks.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

jack off

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

being super bored at school

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

Fart at home

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.