I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Fart at home

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

being super bored at school

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.