Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.