Like a toy until it breaks.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

being super bored at school

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

I put big spaces in between comments

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.