getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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hate Justin Bieber

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When out I like to "people watch."

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I eat ass

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.