Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.