Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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being super bored at school

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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hate Justin Bieber

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.