Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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being super bored at school

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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sit in the shower

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Pee in the shower.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.