Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

I put big spaces in between comments

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.