Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.