When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I always think I have special powers

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.