go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Pee in the shower.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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being super bored at school

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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sit in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.