Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I always think I have special powers

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sit in the shower

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.