Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.