Like a toy until it breaks.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.