Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.