http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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sit in the shower

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.