I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.