For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.