when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.