When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I always cry when I pray.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I always think I have special powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.