When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.