Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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sit in the shower

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Pee in the shower.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.