When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I always think I have special powers

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

sit in the shower

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

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