When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.