whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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being super bored at school

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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sit in the shower

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.