Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Pee in the shower.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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sit in the shower

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.