When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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sit in the shower

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.