sit in the shower

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

Pee in the shower.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.