- Things You Think Only You Do

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

sit in the shower

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

draw the sun at the corner of the page

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Pee in the shower.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.