When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.