When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Pee in the shower.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always think I have special powers

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.