when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.