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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.
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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee
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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.
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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.
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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?
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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.
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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.