After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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being super bored at school

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.