- Things You Think Only You Do

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Say what even when u heard someone

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

draw the sun at the corner of the page

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

bounce when your tip toeing.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.