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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.
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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.
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I talk to myself when I'm alone
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?
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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.
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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed
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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.
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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee
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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something
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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.
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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.
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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.