When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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sit in the shower

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.