Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

I put big spaces in between comments

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.