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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Pee in the shower.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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sit in the shower

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.