Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.