I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.