At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I always think I have special powers

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.