When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

I always think I have special powers

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

get home from work and masturbate instantly

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

bounce when your tip toeing.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.