If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I always think I have special powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.