realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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jack off

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.