Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Fart at home

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Pee in the shower.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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being super bored at school

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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sit in the shower

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.