Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.