Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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being super bored at school

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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jack off

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.