Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.