Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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being super bored at school

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.