Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.