Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.