Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Fart at home

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.