Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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being super bored at school

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.