Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.