I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.