When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Fart at home

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.