Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.