whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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hate Justin Bieber

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.