You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.