when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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being super bored at school

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.