Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.