Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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being super bored at school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.