Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.