Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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KICK THE CAN

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.