Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.