When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.