Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Take baths

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.