- Things You Think Only You Do

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

hate Justin Bieber

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.