When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

jack off

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.