turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.