When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.