When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.