- Things You Think Only You Do

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it didn't want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

get home from work and masturbate instantly

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.