Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.