When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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smoke marijuana

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.