When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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jack off

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.