Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.