When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.