I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Go on this site to feel normal.

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Take baths

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.