feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.