Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Giving my dog a massage.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

I never feel bored

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.