Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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hate Justin Bieber

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.