I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I have seen a UFO

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Your mom

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.