Sitting next to a banana called James

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.