Giving my dog a massage.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

KICK THE CAN

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Take baths

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.