I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.