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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay
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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?
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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.
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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.
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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are
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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.
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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.
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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.
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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?
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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.
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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.