Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.