Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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KICK THE CAN

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Take baths

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.