While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.