I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.