whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.