I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Take baths

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.