Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I have seen a UFO

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Take baths

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.