I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

hate Justin Bieber

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.