watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Your mom

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.