Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.