Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I have seen a UFO

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.