When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.