I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.