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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.
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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Your mom
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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public
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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.
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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning
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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?
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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.
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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...
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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.
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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch
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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).
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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.