Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.