Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

I put big spaces in between comments

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Fart at home

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.