Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Your mom

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.