When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.