Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.