I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Take baths

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.