Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Take baths

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.