I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Made after doomsday plans

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.