slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Take baths

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.