slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Take baths

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.