Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.