Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.