Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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hate Justin Bieber

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.