Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Made after doomsday plans

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.