Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.