I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I have seen a UFO

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.