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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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being super bored at school

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.