Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.