When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I have seen a UFO

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.