Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.