When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.