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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.
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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.
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log off the internet then think of something and go back on
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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.
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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping
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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went
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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed
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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass
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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Made after doomsday plans
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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.