I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.