whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Made after doomsday plans

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.