Your mom

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.