Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Your mom

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.