Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Giving my dog a massage.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

masturbate quietly in my room.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.