When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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being super bored at school

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Your mom

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.