Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Made after doomsday plans

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.