When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Your mom

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.