Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

masturbate quietly in my room.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Your mom

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

hate Justin Bieber

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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