Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.