When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Your mom

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.