Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.