whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.