Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Your mom

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.