When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Your mom

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Take baths

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.