whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.