When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Play Minecraft

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.