think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

Watch the same movies over and over

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.