stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Made after doomsday plans

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.