Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Your mom

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.