Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.