I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.