Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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being super bored at shool

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.