When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.