draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.