Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Watch the same movies over and over

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.