I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I want to suck on your penis

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.