Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.