Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.