When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Your mom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.