Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

masturbate quietly in my room.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.