Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.