When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Your mom

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.