- Things You Think Only You Do

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it didn't want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Go on this site to feel normal.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.