I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.