Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

I want to suck on your penis

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.