At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.