Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Giving my dog a massage.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.