- Things You Think Only You Do

Your mom

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

hate Justin Bieber

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Watch the same movies over and over

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.