Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.