While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.