Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I have seen a UFO

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Your mom

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.