Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

thumb_up thumb_down +60

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

thumb_up thumb_down -34

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

thumb_up thumb_down -56

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

thumb_up thumb_down -120

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.