Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Your mom

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.