When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Giving my dog a massage.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.