Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

I want to suck on your penis

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.