the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

hate Justin Bieber

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.