When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.