wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.