slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.