Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Your mom

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.