when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I want to suck on your penis

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.