Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.