I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Your mom

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.