When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.