I play video games with the controller under the covers.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

masturbate quietly in my room.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.