Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.