I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

Still record on VHS tapes.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.