- Things You Think Only You Do

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

I sleep in my underpants every single night

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.