When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.