- Things You Think Only You Do

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.