Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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get really confused

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.