Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Watch the same movies over and over

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

i see almost everything as a sign

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.