I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Vote for the other guy

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.