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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Poop naked.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

sneeze without closing my eyes

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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