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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Pee in the shower
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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chewing icecream before you swallow it
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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.
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sneeze without closing my eyes
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.