i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Play Minecraft

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Poop naked.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.