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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger
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I apologize, when i bump against things.
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.