Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.