I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Eat ice by itself

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.