When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Play Minecraft

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Poop naked.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Pee in the shower

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.