Set Fire to the Rain

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Pee in the shower

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.