- Things You Think Only You Do

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.