When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

i see almost everything as a sign

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.