- Things You Think Only You Do

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.