Pee in the shower

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.