- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.