- Things You Think Only You Do

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.