Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.