I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.