Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.