wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.