Pee in the shower

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Vote for the other guy

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.