do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.