When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.