I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Pee in the shower

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Poop naked.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.