- Things You Think Only You Do

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Pee in the shower

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.