Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Pee in the shower

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.