Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Poop naked.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.