Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Poop naked.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.