- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Eat ice by itself

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.