Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.