When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.