When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Set Fire to the Rain

pull out a flies wings and let it go

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Play Minecraft

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.