- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.