in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.