- Things You Think Only You Do

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Vote for the other guy

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Pee in the shower

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.