Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Play Minecraft

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.