Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.