To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.