I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

It's hot but I still have on covers

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Eat ice by itself

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Play Minecraft

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.