- Things You Think Only You Do

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.