Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.