as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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speak proper english

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.