Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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being super bored at shool

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.