When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Brake for tail-gaters

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.