after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I hate being called "buddy".

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.