When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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chew on the side of my teeth

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Pee in the shower

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.