Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Pee in the shower

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.