I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

i see almost everything as a sign

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.