Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.