I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.