I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.