Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.