play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.