When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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being super bored at shool

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.