I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

This song will not come out of my head!

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.