- Things You Think Only You Do

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

I hate being called "buddy".

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Sitting next to a banana called James

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.