if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.