- Things You Think Only You Do

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.