When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Poop naked.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.