When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.