When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.