I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I hate being called "buddy".

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.