Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Pee in the shower

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Poop naked.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.