- Things You Think Only You Do

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.