pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.