Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Pee in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.