- Things You Think Only You Do

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.