strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Pee in the shower

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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get really confused

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.