When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.