When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Play Minecraft

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.