Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Pee in the shower

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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misread dig bick

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.