i see almost everything as a sign

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.