after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.