When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.