- Things You Think Only You Do

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Pee in the shower

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.