When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.