- Things You Think Only You Do

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.