I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.