When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.