pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.