you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.