- Things You Think Only You Do

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.