only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Pee in the shower

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.