speak proper english

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.