only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Play Minecraft

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.