i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.