When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Pee in the shower

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.