Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Having gay sex

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.