Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.