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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!
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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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chew on the side of my teeth
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.