In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Pee in the shower

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Vote for the other guy

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.