Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

sneeze without closing my eyes

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Things You Think Only You Do

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