Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.