- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.