Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.