I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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get really confused

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Pee in the shower

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.