Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Pee in the shower

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.