I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.