When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.