only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

I always think I have special powers

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.