When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Pee in the shower

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.