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get caught up in youtube comment arguments
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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Pee in the shower
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore
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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.