When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.