Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.