Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Pee in the shower

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I never feel bored

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.