only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I always think I have special powers

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.