Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Pee in the shower

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.