I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.