Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Pee in the shower

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.