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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.
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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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I hate being called "buddy".
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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.