make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Pee in the shower

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.