While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

wonder who wrote these things

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

chew on the side of my teeth

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.