This song will not come out of my head!

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.