When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Play Minecraft

chew on the side of my teeth

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.