- Things You Think Only You Do

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Pee in the shower

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

chewing icecream before you swallow it

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

sneeze without closing my eyes

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.