I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.