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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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-43
It's hot but I still have on covers
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-43
i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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-45
When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.
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-45
Eat ice by itself
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-47
Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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-47
Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.
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-49
sing like a pro in da shower
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-49
I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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-51
you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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-53
Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn
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-53
Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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-55
when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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-57
Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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-65
Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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-73
I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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-75
text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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-81
Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.