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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother
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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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Run back into your room when your microwaving something
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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i see almost everything as a sign
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?
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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.