I tell inanimate objects what to do.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Pee in the shower

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.