- Things You Think Only You Do

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.