Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.