Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

thumb_up thumb_down -26

sneeze without closing my eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -26

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

thumb_up thumb_down -32

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Pretend my life is a videogame.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Sitting next to a banana called James

thumb_up thumb_down -36

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

thumb_up thumb_down -36

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

thumb_up thumb_down -44

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.