I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.