Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Pee in the shower

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.