- Things You Think Only You Do

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

check shower for murder then pee

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.