Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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being super bored at shool

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.