Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I have never watched Star Wars.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.