Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Pee in the shower

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.