I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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get really confused

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Poop naked.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.