Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.