When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Poop naked.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.