- Things You Think Only You Do

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

sing like a pro in da shower

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.