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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.