Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.