Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.