push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Pee in the shower

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.