- Things You Think Only You Do

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.