Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Vote for the other guy

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.