When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.