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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.
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I like to eat the crust on pizzas
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.