Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.