Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Pee in the shower

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Poop naked.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.