Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.