- Things You Think Only You Do

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

This song will not come out of my head!

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.