Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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wonder who wrote these things

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.