I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Vote for the other guy

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Pee in the shower

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.