Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.