I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Vote for the other guy

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Pee in the shower

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.