When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.