When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Pee in the shower

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.