Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.