I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.