I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.