Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.