Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Poop naked.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.