I have walked into a sliding glass door

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.