- Things You Think Only You Do

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Picking my nose.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Take baths

wonder who wrote these things

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.