if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.