Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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k. everyone

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.