When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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speak proper english

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.