Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Poop naked.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Having gay sex

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.