Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.