wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.