When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.