Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.