I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.