sing like a pro in da shower

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This song will not come out of my head!

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Pee in the shower

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.