Eat ice by itself

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Play Minecraft

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.