Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Eat ice by itself

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wonder who wrote these things

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.