I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Pee in the shower

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Pee in the shower

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.