Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.