Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.