I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.