Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

I hate being called "buddy".

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.