Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

It's hot but I still have on covers

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Eat ice by itself

sing like a pro in da shower

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Things You Think Only You Do

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