While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.