When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.