- Things You Think Only You Do

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I hate being called "buddy".

Still record on VHS tapes.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

This song will not come out of my head!

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

wonder who wrote these things

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.