Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.