Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Having gay sex

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.