Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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get really confused

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.