I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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get really confused

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I hate being called "buddy".

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.