Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I hate being called "buddy".

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.