When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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being super bored at shool

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.