When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.