- Things You Think Only You Do

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Talk to my cat.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.