I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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i see almost everything as a sign

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.