- Things You Think Only You Do

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Play as both sides on fifa

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.