I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.