get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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check shower for murder then pee

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I have never watched Star Wars.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Eat ice by itself

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.