While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

chew on the side of my teeth

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.