I hold my breath in elevators

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Fart at home

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.