Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

It's hot but I still have on covers

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.