- Things You Think Only You Do

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

i see almost everything as a sign

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

I hate being called "buddy".

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

call someone by a siblings name.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.