clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.