I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.