- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

wonder who wrote these things

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

speak proper english

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.