Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.