When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.