When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.