Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Poop naked.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.