Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.