- Things You Think Only You Do

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Play as both sides on fifa

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.