wonder who wrote these things

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.