I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.