something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Pee in the shower

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.