Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.