I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.