i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.