I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Vote for the other guy

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.