get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.