I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Think about breathing...

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.