I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.