everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.