flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Eat ice by itself

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.