When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.