I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.