When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

This song will not come out of my head!

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

sing like a pro in da shower

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

wonder who wrote these things

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

chew on the side of my teeth

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.