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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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chewing icecream before you swallow it
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.
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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.