When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Vote for the other guy

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.