Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Think about breathing...

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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My parents are annoying.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.