Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Poop naked.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.