Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Ur mum

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.