Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.