Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.