Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Think about breathing...

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Having gay sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.