Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Make up a song to yourself.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.