I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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fap

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.