place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.