When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.