While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.