Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Ur mum

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.