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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.
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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.
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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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Pee in the shower
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Pee in the shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.