When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I eat ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.