Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.