I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Take baths

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.