Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Eat ice by itself

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.