I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Pee in the shower

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I eat ass

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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wonder who wrote these things

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.