When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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This song will not come out of my head!

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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wonder who wrote these things

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.