Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I can't trill my R's

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I gotta get down of Friday

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.