Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.