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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

I have never watched Star Wars.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

It's hot but I still have on covers

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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