If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I eat ass

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.