I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Talk to my cat.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.