Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

I have never watched Star Wars.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

It's hot but I still have on covers

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

This song will not come out of my head!

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.