Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.