I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

wonder who wrote these things

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.