dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Pee in the shower

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Pee in the shower

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.