- Things You Think Only You Do

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Ur mum

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.