I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.