Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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My parents are annoying.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.