Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.