I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Having gay sex

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.