See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I gotta get down of Friday

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.