When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.