When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.