Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I can't trill my R's

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I eat ass

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.