Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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wonder who wrote these things

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.