Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Make up a song to yourself.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.