Videotape my mother in the shower.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Think about breathing...

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Make up a song to yourself.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.