Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.