when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Having gay sex

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.