When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.