Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.