Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Ur mum

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.