When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.