I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Pee in the shower

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.