when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.