Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I have seen a UFO

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Eat ice by itself

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.