Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.