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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...
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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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I meow when my cat meows.
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...
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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.
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call someone by a siblings name.
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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.