- Things You Think Only You Do

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

wonder who wrote these things

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

My parents are annoying.

speak proper english

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.