Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I can't trill my R's

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.