when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.