having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.