Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Having gay sex

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Think about breathing...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.