Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

i see almost everything as a sign

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.