Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

wonder who wrote these things

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.