Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.