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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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wonder who wrote these things
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Think about breathing...
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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Sometimes I toot.
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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.