having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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i see almost everything as a sign

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.