Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.