Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.