See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.