only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.