- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

-7

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

-7

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

-19

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

-19

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

-25

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

-25

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

-31

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

-39

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

-43

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

-43

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

-43

I eat ass

-45

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

-47

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

-49

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

-53

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

-55

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

-73

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

-97

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

I eat ass

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Things You Think Only You Do