See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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My parents are annoying.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.