resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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speak proper english

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.