Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.