- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.