When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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wonder who wrote these things

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.