Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.