strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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wonder who wrote these things

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Think about breathing...

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.