If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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speak proper english

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.