Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I can't trill my R's

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I gotta get down of Friday

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.