Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I eat ass

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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wonder who wrote these things

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Having gay sex

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.