Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Think about breathing...

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.