When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.