When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

chew on the side of my teeth

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

sing like a pro in da shower

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.