Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.