Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Think about breathing...

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.