When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.