I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.