Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.