See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.