Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.