Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.