eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Pee in the shower

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.