Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Take off the ends of the banana (

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.