Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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wonder who wrote these things

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Think about breathing...

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.