close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.