Having gay sex

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.