Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

wonder who wrote these things

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.