Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Pee in the shower

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.