when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

thumb_up thumb_down -52

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

thumb_up thumb_down -58

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -58

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

thumb_up thumb_down -60

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

thumb_up thumb_down -62

I gotta get down of Friday

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Thinking your life is a movie...

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

thumb_up thumb_down -90

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

thumb_up thumb_down -104

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

thumb_up thumb_down -108

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

thumb_up thumb_down +29

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.