Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.