Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Having gay sex

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Pee in the shower

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.