I rehearse arguments in my head.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Ur mum

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.