Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Take baths

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.