Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Pee in the shower

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.