Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.