When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i see almost everything as a sign

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.