Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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fap

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Only use the left earphone.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.