read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.