Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.