Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.