I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.