I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I can't trill my R's

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.