I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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wonder who wrote these things

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.