When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I eat ass

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.