I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Take baths

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.