See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I gotta get down of Friday

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.