Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.