Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

I eat ass

wonder who wrote these things

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.