get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.