Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.