Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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wonder who wrote these things

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.