Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Ur mum

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.