recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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sing like a pro in da shower

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.