When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Ur mum

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.