Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Pee in the shower

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.