Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.