when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Vote for the other guy

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.