When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

wonder who wrote these things

Things You Think Only You Do

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