Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.