I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.