Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.