- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Giving my dog a massage.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Set Fire to the Rain

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.