- Things You Think Only You Do

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Pee in the shower

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.