eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.