When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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wonder who wrote these things

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Think about breathing...

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.