Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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wonder who wrote these things

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.