Talk to my cat.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I can't trill my R's

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I gotta get down of Friday

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.