Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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wonder who wrote these things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.