I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Make up a song to yourself.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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