Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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speak proper english

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.