right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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wonder who wrote these things

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.