Pee in the shower

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I pee in the shower. :3

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.