When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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sing like a pro in da shower

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.