Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.