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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Think about breathing...
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.