read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.