If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.