Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Courtesy flush.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.