act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.