I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Think about breathing...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.