- Things You Think Only You Do

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.