Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.