Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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fap

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.