When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Set Fire to the Rain

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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wonder who wrote these things

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.