I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.