Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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fap

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.