Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

sing like a pro in da shower

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

chew on the side of my teeth

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I sleep in my underpants every single night

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.