Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.