not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Talk to my cat.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I can't trill my R's

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.