clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Having gay sex

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.