See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.