Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.