join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.