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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother
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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.
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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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When out I like to "people watch."
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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Boinked my neighbor
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..
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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers
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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.