Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.