- Things You Think Only You Do

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

This song will not come out of my head!

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.