I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.