When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.