When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -49

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

thumb_up thumb_down -51

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

thumb_up thumb_down -65

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.