- Things You Think Only You Do

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.