I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.