I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

It's hot but I still have on covers

I masturbate with sandpaper

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.