has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.