Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

This song will not come out of my head!

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

wonder who wrote these things

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.