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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.