I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.