You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.