pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I hate being called "buddy".

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.