pee when you are dreaming haha lol

I pee in the shower. :3

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I hate being called "buddy".

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

call someone by a siblings name.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.