getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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wonder who wrote these things

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.