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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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speak proper english

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.