Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

I hold my breath in elevators

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Fart at home

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.