Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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wonder who wrote these things

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.