Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

This song will not come out of my head!

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

wonder who wrote these things

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

chew on the side of my teeth

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.