Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.