Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.