Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.