When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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speak proper english

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.