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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.