Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

It's hot but I still have on covers

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

chew on the side of my teeth

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.