At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

sing like a pro in da shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.