Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.