Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.