when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I hate being called "buddy".

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

It's hot but I still have on covers

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.