- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

call someone by a siblings name.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

sing like a pro in da shower

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.