I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Pee in the shower

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.