Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.