when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

look at bins as i walk past them

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.