When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.