Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Pretend my life is a videogame.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Boinked my neighbor

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.