Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.