When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

check shower for murder then pee

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.