Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.