When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.