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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.
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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.