I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Boinked my neighbor

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.