Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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speak proper english

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.