I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.