Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Boinked my neighbor

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.