When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.