Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.