say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.