Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.