When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.