- Things You Think Only You Do

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.