Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

I hate being called "buddy".

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

It's hot but I still have on covers

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.