A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.