Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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speak proper english

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.