Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.