Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.