moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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wonder who wrote these things

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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speak proper english

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.