When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.