When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.