Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.