thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.