Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.