I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Pee in the shower

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.