I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

I hate being called "buddy".

It's hot but I still have on covers

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.