It's hot but I still have on covers

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.