When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Pretend my life is a videogame.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Boinked my neighbor

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.