i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When out I like to "people watch."

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.