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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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wen on this website go look at the most disliked
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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.