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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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wen on this website go look at the most disliked
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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.
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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.