Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

I meow when my cat meows.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I pee in the shower. :3

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.