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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.