Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Vote for the other guy

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.