Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.