I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.