I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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wonder who wrote these things

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Pee in the shower

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.