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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.
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call someone by a siblings name.
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.