Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.