Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

pull out a flies wings and let it go

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.