I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.