When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

I hate being called "buddy".

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

I masturbate with sandpaper

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.