I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.