always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.