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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.