Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

chew on the side of my teeth

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Pee in the shower

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.