Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I pee in the shower. :3

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.