I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.