Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.