Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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My parents are annoying.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Pee in the shower

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.