Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

speak proper english

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.