- Things You Think Only You Do

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

It's hot but I still have on covers

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Vote for the other guy

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Boinked my neighbor

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.