Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

chew on the side of my teeth

My parents are annoying.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.