- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.