I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Pee in the shower

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.