- Things You Think Only You Do

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.