I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.