To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

It's hot but I still have on covers

I masturbate with sandpaper

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.