Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.