Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Pee in the shower

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.