Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.