When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Pee in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.