Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.