call someone by a siblings name.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.