play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.