call someone by a siblings name.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.