Sitting next to a banana called James

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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check shower for murder then pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.