If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.