When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.