I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.