When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.