When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.