I masturbate with sandpaper

thumb_up thumb_down -47

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

thumb_up thumb_down -59

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

thumb_up thumb_down -65

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

thumb_up thumb_down -77

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

thumb_up thumb_down +6

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

thumb_up thumb_down

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

thumb_up thumb_down -16

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

thumb_up thumb_down -30

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.