check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Pee in the shower

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.