Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.