At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.