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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt
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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.