Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Vote for the other guy

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.