When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I masturbate with sandpaper

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.