resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Boinked my neighbor

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.