say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Look at my poop before flushing

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.