I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

check shower for murder then pee

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.