When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.