I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.