When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.