- Things You Think Only You Do

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Sitting next to a banana called James

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.