When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.