I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.