When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.