When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Vote for the other guy

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.