I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Vote for the other guy

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.