When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.