Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

I pee in the shower. :3

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.