I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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check shower for murder then pee

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Vote for the other guy

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.