- Things You Think Only You Do

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

call someone by a siblings name.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Sitting next to a banana called James

I masturbate with sandpaper

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.