When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.