Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.