Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.