I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

check shower for murder then pee

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Vote for the other guy

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.