Think about breathing...

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

check shower for murder then pee

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.