If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think about breathing...

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.