stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Pretend my life is a videogame.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

chew on the side of my teeth

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.