sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.