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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...
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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.