When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.