Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.