When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.