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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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Look at my poop before flushing
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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.
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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine
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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.
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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.