I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.