I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.