call someone by a siblings name.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.