Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Pee in the shower

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I meow when my cat meows.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.