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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.