I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.