Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.