Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.