Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Vote for the other guy

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.