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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.