- Things You Think Only You Do

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.