When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.