having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.