When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.