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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.