Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.