when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I hate being called "buddy".

I masturbate with sandpaper

Brake for tail-gaters

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.