say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.