I hate being called "buddy".

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.