daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Pretend i'm a sim.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.