- Things You Think Only You Do

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.