think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

I meow when my cat meows.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Vote for the other guy

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Think about breathing...

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.