when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.