When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.