Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.