Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.