While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.