I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

I hate being called "buddy".

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Brake for tail-gaters

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.