I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Think about breathing...

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.