I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Look at my poop before flushing

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.