When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.