- Things You Think Only You Do

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Think about breathing...

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I pee in the shower. :3

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.