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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.