When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Think about breathing...

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.