Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.