Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.