See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Look at my poop before flushing

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.