Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.