I masturbate with sandpaper

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.