Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Vote for the other guy

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Think about breathing...

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.