When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

I chew around the center of carrots.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.