When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.