When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I think about other women when having sex

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.