- Things You Think Only You Do

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Poo really loud

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Picking my nose.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

chew on the side of my teeth

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Boinked my neighbor

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.