Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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speak proper english

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I piss in the bed every night

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Pee in the shower

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.