In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.