When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I never feel bored

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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humiliating little girls

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.