I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.