Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I have seen a UFO

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.