- Things You Think Only You Do

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Boinked my neighbor

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.