When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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look at bins as i walk past them

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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k. everyone

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.