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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it
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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..
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I meow when my cat meows.
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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.