When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.