taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.