- Things You Think Only You Do

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

I masturbate with sandpaper

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.