- Things You Think Only You Do

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

It's hot but I still have on covers

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.