listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Boinked my neighbor

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.