- Things You Think Only You Do

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.